The Black Van

A new fantasy kidnap service from the caring lads at Collared

Ever fantasised about being accosted by masked men in a black van and then abducted, stuffed in a bag and thrown into the back and subjected to unspeakable torment?

Hasn't everyone!

Well, here's your chance. As part of the Collared Executive Taxi fleet we are introducing a fantasy kidnap service where your dreams can come true.

You get to select the level and type of brutality, the implements used and the length of detainment. We also offer specialist interrogation and imprisonment services focusing on creative terror. 

All we ask in return is a really nice banana cake and a letter from your mum saying how much she wants to get rid of you.